my first book!

I know you guys are really concerned about updates on my school work, but I want to share with you all that I summarized the entire Bible in....

(drumroll please)

111 pages.

single spaced.

It is finished. Thank you Dr. William Marty for all of the sweet memories of staying up into the wee hours of the night, typing my fingers to the bone, and cursing the day that I decided that Bible college would be a good idea.

Ah, but much like childbirth, the pain is now a distant memory and I am left gazing into the face of my final Survey paper. 15 pages, a couple of ounces, and 7902 words long.

Since this is sort of paraphrase of a paraphrase of a paraphrase of the Bible, I might call this a Bible translation and name it The Maybe Inspired Version.

Not the Mabee inspired version, lest you be confused with my friend Sean's paraphrase of the paraphrase of the paraphrase.

Excuse me while I go revel in God's goodness and mercy in delivering me from the "joy" that is paper writing.