another one like the twelve before it.

Ok! Ok!

I'm back. Ish.

I need to be real here. I've lost the urge to blog.

That and I'm coming to grips with the fact that I spend far too much time running my mouth and not enough time attempting my homework. --> I always feel the need to defend myself though after I post a statement like that because my parents read this blog

I PROMISE I AM DOING ALL MY HOMEWORK ON TIME...except for the one reading assignment today in Bible Intro that I forgot about. But I still got an 80% on the quiz.

...Booyah grandma.

I don't know that I can even count the number of times I've walked over to this blog and thought: I should really post something here. And then what's happened is me sitting down to type an entry like this one without any meaty hilarious stories. And you, My Poor Readers! are left scratching your head wondering: why is she blogging about this?

Because I feel like I've set a bar with my global gallivanting and let's face it--- Bible College is about as cool as it sounds.

Howeverrrrrrrrrrr (that's how I text sometimes) I'll work on it.

I want this blog to be edifying. Maybe next time I'll post the piece that I submitted for the writing contest (nope. no winner here.) or I'll start vlogging like cjane (video-blogging in case you're wondering).

Meh scratch the vlog. That sounds like a disease accompanied with green oozing sores and a rare form of laryngitis...

"Did you hear about Ethel?"

"Oh, isn't it awful? She's got the vlog."

"Shame."

Dinner calls.

is she dead?

It's been ages since I've written. Maybe because I emerged from my disillusionment with thinking that I was a writer and that people were rushing to their Google Readers to find what literary genius was splashed across the sight.

Nothing. Day after day. You'd probably given up and maybe you even removed me from your bookmark tab at the top of your internet window [Traitor]. Or maybe you'd imagined that I'd gotten snapped up by some fancy blogging group like "Mormon Mommy Blogs" or "Blogher" and was busy getting famous.

... I guess I wouldn't have been snapped up with MMB considering I'm not Mormon... or a mommy, for that matter.

There's no excuse for me here. I'm sorry faithful readers (what's the count-- 23?) and I do promise to try to get out there and have some kind of adventures or edifying experience so you'll have something of worth to read about.

In the meantime, shout out to our friends in Nigeria.